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__**How To.... Ruin a posh and expensive painting**

Black permanent marker Super glue Fake pound-shop side burns icy cold water
 * You will need:**__

__**Method**__
 * 1) At night (when the gallery is closed),tiptoe and sneak into a posh art gallery
 * 2) Find a posh and expensive painting
 * 3) With your black marker, draw a spiky beard and a large curly moustache
 * 4) then, paste super glue down by the ears of the paintings right down to to the middle of the cheeks-ish
 * 5) On top of the super glue, stick the fake and hairy sideburns
 * 6) then, when the super glue has dried, splash //some// of your icy cold water onto the painting
 * 7) When you have finished, splash the rest of your icy cold water of the night guard